{"title":"Print Books","description":"\u003cp\u003eReal books you can hold, gift, and leave on the coffee table. Printed on demand and shipped to your door.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"the-total-sheet-show","title":"The Total Sheet Show, All 3 Acts Print Book (Black \u0026 White)","description":"Life is kind of a sheet show.\n\nPlans fall apart. Things break. People misunderstand each other. We make terrible decisions with tremendous confidence, walk straight into situations we absolutely should have seen coming, and then somehow get up the next morning and do it all again.\n\nWe invented a whole vocabulary to describe that chaos. The Total Sheet Show illustrates every last expression, following two characters through an increasingly ridiculous universe governed by one basic rule:\n\nIf there's a way to turn it into sheet, eventually it probably will be.\n\nThis is the complete collection, all 60 illustrated puns from the entire Sheet Show series gathered into one black-and-white edition. Every picture sits right beside its caption, so title, phrase, and punchline are all in view at once. Flip through it like a photo album, leave it on the coffee table, or pass it around and watch people groan, laugh, and point at the page.\n\nNotice the ridiculous details. Laugh at the characters. Laugh at yourself. Be mildly offended if necessary.\n\nPrefer to play along? The full-color volumes (Acts One, Two, and Three) hide each title so you can guess the phrase before turning the page.\n\nWelcome to the Total Sheet Show. 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Notice the ridiculous details. Laugh at the characters. Laugh at yourself. Be mildly offended if necessary. And somewhere along the way, you might unexpectedly find yourself wondering about the bigger questions: Who am I? What am I doing here? Why is there so much sheet? There are no answers to those questions in this book. We checked. But there is plenty of sheet. Welcome to the Sheet Show. Prepare to laugh. Prepare to think. Prepare to be confused. Prepare to be offended at least once. And above all…Prepare yourself for some serious sheet","brand":"Pickle Jar Jokes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48853139325025,"sku":"wx7ee2","price":19.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0716\/2842\/3265\/files\/95vwd84-front-shortedge-384.jpg?v=1790542032"},{"product_id":"same-sheet-different-show","title":"Same Sheet, Different Show, Act 2 Print Book","description":"This isn’t a traditional joke book. 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Then somehow, we get up the next morning and do it all again. Maybe that’s why these expressions exist in the first place.  little pieces of language we invented to describe the chaos of being human. This book simply makes the mistake of illustrating them. So take your time with it. Guess the phrase before turning the page. Show a picture to someone else and see whether they get it. Argue about what it means. Notice the ridiculous details. Laugh at the characters. Laugh at yourself. Be mildly offended if necessary. And somewhere along the way, you might unexpectedly find yourself wondering about the bigger questions: Who am I? What am I doing here? Why is there so much sheet? There are no answers to those questions in this book. We checked. But there is plenty of sheet. Welcome to the Sheet Show. Prepare to laugh. Prepare to think. Prepare to be confused. Prepare to be offended at least once. 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